Arsehole of the Month
Jeff Hardy has been granted the honor of being April's Arsehole of the month.
Now, before we get a bunch of assholes crying about Jeff getting this great award, lets look at the big picture here. Jeff was getting his long overdue monster push in the WWE, and what does he do? He enjoys some crystal meth. Vince suspended Jeff for 60 days, meaning that Hardy would miss WrestleMania. Well sucks to be you Jeff. Could it get anyworse? lol, of course it can you fiends.
Jeff then decided to set his ass on fire. Not literally... though his house did get burned down. On top of all his belongings, his little dog (who we can imagine was green and pink) also took a burning, to death. Sucks to be you Jeff. Can it get any worse? YES IT FUCKING CAN!
Now, Jeff by this point would maybe be considering suimacide.. but this next one would drive anyone over the edge. Matt Hardy, Jeff's brother, put an appeal on the internet for people to donate clothes to Jeff because all his got toasted. Jesus Christ.
From a possible WWE Champion candidate to sponging clothes from strangers... all in the space of 30 days.
And, worse yet, he still has 30 days to go.
lol you fat arsehole.